The Comoian: Gerrymander this!
Citizens come up with Plan F for the city to consider. If you’ve been living under a rock or don’t feel the need to give the Tribune money (because no one reads The Missourian anyway) just to bypass...
View ArticleThe Comoian: How can you eat that?
Kate and Zac asked me to include this disclaimer so that they don’t get blamed for my opinions. That’s fine. They’re my opinions, not theirs. I can own up to that while maintaining anonymity. So, you...
View ArticleThe Comoian: Mizz-Who?
Kate and Zac asked me to include this disclaimer so that they don’t get blamed for my opinions. That’s fine. They’re my opinions, not theirs. I can own up to that while maintaining anonymity. So, you...
View ArticleThe Comoian: #Occupy KBIA
Kate and Zac asked me to include this disclaimer so that they don’t get blamed for my opinions. That’s fine. They’re my opinions, not theirs. I can own up to that while maintaining anonymity. So, you...
View ArticleThe Comoian: Road Rules
Is there anything lamer than referencing a nineties MTV reality franchise in a title? The answer is yes. You people don’t know how to drive, walk, or bike in this town. Grab your books and load the...
View ArticleThe Comoian: Things I’m Not Thankful For
Everybody gets all weird about this time of year with all their Thanksgiving this and Christmas that. Suddenly, they’re tossing out holiday cliches and making sentiments that they’d never say under...
View ArticleThe Comoian: Don’t [Redacted] with CoMo
Not "the District" Via Chris Yunker's Photostream on Flickr One of the more endearing/annoying aspects of Columbians is that they are eternally loyal to their hometown, no matter the situation or...
View ArticleThe Comoian: The Jewel of Downtown
What we all really miss about Osco: cheap beer. (This image has nothing to do with the commentary below.) Nope. This post is not about all those [redacted] parking garages. The jewel to which I’m...
View ArticleThe Comoian: A Response to the Best of Columbia
Columbia's best parking space for 2012! Inside Columbia‘s annual list of crap people like in this town is nearly ready for press. The voting closes tomorrow at noon, but it may be too late to fix all...
View ArticleThe Comoian: An Ode to Reuben
It’s Monday, but I don’t feel like complaining. We’ve got time before the whole world comes to an end later this year. So, I’ll complain about something next time. For now, it’s time to talk about my...
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